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Aug 16, 2018
Ruined my marriage, but very well made and works well as a joystick across a range of flight sims.
7 of 7 found this helpful The Thrustmaster HOTAS Warthog Flight Stick is a USB powered erotic corridor into pure awesomeness. Made of mighty hunks of (presumably) All American Metal™, this joystick is the closest thing a desktop fighter jock will ever get to harnessing the power of the impossibly huge GAU-8 30mm aerial cannon, forming an emotional connection with another human, or feeling empowered in any capacity in their day-to-day lives.
It also replaces your need for food and rest. Once you know this device exists in your home, you will find it impossible to sleep, knowing that the soft curves and gentle yielding touch of the various spring loaded buttons is close at hand. Which is just as well, as your partner will probably leave you anyway once you declare your love for it over them.