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Sh*t My Dad Says by Justin Halpern (2010, Hardcover)
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Product Identifiers
PublisherHarperCollins
ISBN-100061992704
ISBN-139780061992704
eBay Product ID (ePID)79684829
Product Key Features
Book TitleSh*T My Dad Says
Number of Pages176 Pages
LanguageEnglish
TopicParenting / Fatherhood, Web / Social Media, Quotations, Form / Anecdotes & Quotations, General, Topic / Internet & Social Media, Form / Parodies
Publication Year2010
GenreFamily & Relationships, Computers, Reference, Humor
AuthorJustin Halpern
FormatHardcover
Dimensions
Item Height0.7 in
Item Weight8.4 Oz
Item Length7.1 in
Item Width5.5 in
Additional Product Features
Intended AudienceTrade
Dewey Edition22
ReviewsSh*t My Dad Says is f______ great!...Very funny, very irreverent, very real. It s refreshing at a time when we re all choking to death on political correctness and can go for days without meeting a single person with common sense., Justin Halpern s dad is up there with Aristotle and Winston F*cking Churchill. He s brilliant, and his son s book is absolutely hilarious., Justin Halpern tosses lightening bolts of laughter out of his pocket like he is shooting dice in a back alley. In one sweep of a paragraph, he ranges from hysterical to disgusting to touching and does it all seamlessly. Sh*t My Dad Says is a really, really funny book., Justin Halpern tosses lightning bolts of laughter out of his pocket like he is shooting dice in a back alley. In one sweep of a paragraph, he ranges from hysterical to disgusting to touching and does it all seamlessly. Sh*t My Dad Says is a really, really funny book., Justin Halpern's dad is up there with Aristotle and Winston F*cking Churchill. He's brilliant, and his son's book is absolutely hilarious., 'If you're wondering if there is a real man behind the quotes on Twitter, the answer is a definite and laugh-out-loud yes.' (Christian Lander, New York Times bestselling author of Stuff White People Like), Justin Halpern tosses lightning bolts of laughter out of his pocket like he is shooting dice in a back alley. In one sweep of a paragraph, he ranges from hysterical to disgusting to touching—and does it all seamlessly. Sh*t My Dad Says is a really, really funny book., Justin Halpern tosses lightning bolts of laughter out of his pocket like he is shooting dice in a back alley. In one sweep of a paragraph, he ranges from hysterical to disgusting to touching--and does it all seamlessly. Sh*t My Dad Says is a really, really funny book., If you're wondering if there is a real man behind the quotes on Twitter, the answer is a definite and laugh-out-loud yes., Justin Halpern tosses lightning bolts of laughter out of his pocket like he is shooting dice in a back alley. In one sweep of a paragraph, he ranges from hysterical to disgusting to touching-and does it all seamlessly. Sh*t My Dad Says is a really, really funny book., If you re wondering if there is a real man behind the quotes on Twitter, the answer is a definite and laugh-out-loud yes., Sh*t My Dad Says is f______ great!...Very funny, very irreverent, very real. It's refreshing at a time when we're all choking to death on political correctness and can go for days without meeting a single person with common sense."
Dewey Decimal814/.6
Synopsis"This book is ridiculously hilarious, and makes my father look like a normal member of society." -Chelsea Handler "Read this unless you're allergic to laughing." -Kristen Bell "If you're wondering if there is a real man behind the quotes on Twitter, the answer is a definite and laugh-out-loud yes." -Christian Lander, New York Times bestselling author of Stuff White People Like Tuesdays with Morrie meets F My Life in this hilarious book about a son's relationship with his foul-mouthed father by the 29-year-old comedy writer who created the massively popular Twitter feed of the same name., "This book is ridiculously hilarious, and makes my father look like a normal member of society." --Chelsea Handler Tuesdays with Morrie meets F My Life in this hilarious book about a son's relationship with his foul-mouthed father by the comedy writer who created the massively popular Twitter feed of the same name. A few months ago, comedy writer Justin Halpern, 29, found himself living at home with his 73-year-old father after being dumped by his longtime girlfriend. Sam Halpern had never minced words, and when Justin moved back home, he was smart enough to write down all the ridiculous things his dad said to him, like "The universe does not give a fuck about you. You are a speck in its shit," and "The worst thing you can be is a liar....Okay fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but THEN, number two is liar. Nazi 1, Liar 2," and "Everybody loves that Da Vinci code book. Bullshit, it sucks. I read it. It's for all the dummies." These quotes, or philosophies, have become "Shit My Dad Says," a Twitter page that in less than a month was being followed by over 500,000 people, had spawned articles in newspapers and magazines, as well as inspiring calls from movie and television producers, celebrities, and just about everyone else who heard about the site. SH*T MY DAD SAYS, Justin Halpern's first book, is a mix of his dad's quotations and longer-form essays in the vein of David Sedaris and Chelsea Hander. It is a hilarious, unforgettable account of a unique father-son relationship and the filthy words of wisdom that have defined it.
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- Jul 18, 2016
Sh*t My Dad Says and Life
Finally a book that isn't filled with sickeningly sweet platitudes from some make believe father that even Disney would have a tough time imagining. Justin's dad is the guy we most of us grew up with, a coarse, frank, painfully blunt and surprisingly loving man who formed our lives in ways we still don't grasp but benefit from, regardless of our eternal cluelessness. Ward Cleaver probably thought some of the very same thoughts when Eddie Haskell and Wally got in trouble.Verified purchase: YesCondition: Pre-owned
- Apr 19, 2016
Funny is an undergarment
A few hours of laughing out loud incessantly. After reading it, I bought copies for a number of people. Every single one reported back at least passing the book on with the overwhelming majority also buying more copies for more people.Verified purchase: YesCondition: Pre-owned
- May 11, 2017
Hysterical!!!
I know it's a cliche, but this really is laugh out loud funny! Don't just skip to the quotes, everything is great. Make the fun last! I've already lent it to 3 people and bought one for a friend out of town!Verified purchase: YesCondition: Pre-owned
- Jun 29, 2021
Tears of laughter
A generationally hilarious book. I can’t say any relative lives up to this dad, but my family can muster about 85% of his honesty and brought back several awkward but funny memories.Verified purchase: YesCondition: Pre-owned
- Jan 16, 2018
Hilarious!
This is my go to book when I'm feeling down or having a bad day. It is so funny! But beware the language is very crude at times, which adds to the humor. I give copies to friends (who don't mind the language) and who need a pick me upVerified purchase: YesCondition: Pre-owned
- May 08, 2019
So funny.
I highly recommend getting this book to read. I have blown through it during my before bed reading. Fun fact: there is a copy of this book aboard the ISS.Verified purchase: YesCondition: Pre-owned
- Oct 06, 2020
Really funny.
Hilarious book that sounds so familiar to my own situation.Verified purchase: YesCondition: Pre-owned
- Oct 05, 2019
Funny
Very funny book. It took me a little while to read, because I was laughing so hard. Brought back a lot of good memories.Verified purchase: YesCondition: Pre-owned
- Jun 18, 2019
For my mom on Mothers day
The cutest book ever. Great condition. Fast shipper .Verified purchase: YesCondition: Pre-owned
- Nov 29, 2019
Absolute hillarity!
One of the most hillarious reads ever in my life!!Verified purchase: YesCondition: Pre-owned
