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Any French language guide can teach you a simple phrase like J'ai faim! ("I'm starving!") But only Wicked French will give you the edge on a snooty Parisian waiter: Garcon! N'avez-vous pas de glacons pour le vin? ("Boy! Don't you have any ice cubes for the wine?") While humiliated tourists mispronounce "This wine is good" (Ce vin est bon), you'll handle the French impressively with expressions like "The Haut-Medoc tries to tickle but pinches instead." (Ce Haut-Medoc essaye de chatouiller mais il pince.) Make new friends by knowing the only compliment a Frenchman wants to hear: Vous etes les gens les plus intelligents du monde. (You are the most intelligent people on earth.") With quick-to-find practical tips throughout, Wicked French gives even the first-time visitor the confidence to keep his nose held high.Product Identifiers
PublisherWorkman Publishing Company, Incorporated
ISBN-100894806165
ISBN-139780894806162
eBay Product ID (ePID)596458
Product Key Features
Number of Pages64 Pages
Publication NameWicked French : for the Irish Traveler
LanguageEnglish
SubjectFrench
Publication Year1989
TypeLanguage Course
AuthorHoward Tomb
Subject AreaForeign Language Study
Dimensions
Item Height0.2 in
Item Weight2.1 Oz
Item Length6 in
Item Width4 in
Additional Product Features
Intended AudienceTrade
LCCN88-040229
Dewey Edition20
IllustratedYes
Dewey Decimal448.342
Lc Classification NumberPn6231.F745t66 1989
Table of ContentCONTENTS WELCOME TO FRANCE Welcome to France...5 Making French Noises with Your Mouth and Nose...5 The Untranslatables Pronunciation disclaimer ...9 Friendly Customs Agents and Their Machine Guns...9 Prayer of the Frequent Flier...11 GETTING AROUND Taxi Driver...12 Taxi Driver avec Cujo...14 Kilometers per Hour: Get a Grip...16 Rondpoint Technique and Recommended Armaments...17 Epithets on Wheels...18 Lesser-Known International Symbols...19 Fine Points of the Paris Metro...20 Railway Romance...21 ACCOMMODATIONS Notorious Snouts, Part I: The Concierge...24 Notorious Snouts, Part II: The Réceptioniste ...25 Tiny Hotel Rooms of France...26 Threatening the Maid...27 Tipping...28 Stiffing SIGHTS, SOUNDS, AND SMELLS Fashion Bondage...30 Dieter's Desiderata...31 Demon Children of the Eiffel Tower...32 Prayer to the Don...33 The Most Gigantic Art Museum on Earth...34 Intelligent Comments about Art You Can Make Yourself Negotiating the Topless Beach...38 BUREAUCRACY AND CULTURE Cultivating Your Attitude Problem...40 Understanding European Business Hours...42 Waiting for Godot's Telegram...44 WINE AND FOOD No Bad Waiters...46 Organs You May Wish to Avoid Eating...48 Wine Talk of the Sophisticates...50 CAFE AND NIGHTLIFE Dominating the Disco...52 Exotic Drinks of the French Nightclub...53 Café Etiquette...54 Existentialism and Other Bull...54 Banishing Shrimps...56 Favorite Pet Names...57 The Words of Love...58 Your Emergency Confession...60 THE MODEL GUEST Your First Rural Experience...62 The Inevitable Thank-You Note...63