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Ah, Total freaking Recall the Game. If it weren’t a present from my beloved parents when I was young, I would have used it for target practice. I have played many, many games. Total Recall would have to place in the bottom 10%. Not quite the worst, but pretty darn close. Total Recall the Game definitely sucks, but don’t most movie to game adaptations? They are usually rushed and thrown out on the market to make a quick buck only to be scorned by critics and players alike. Of course, there are a few exceptions, but I would have to emphasize the word few. The graphics are actually pretty adequate. They are bold and colorful, but they are also misleading. At first glance you would say to yourself, “Hey, this game looks pretty cool.” You would only be fooling yourself if you repeated that as a mantra as you slogged your way through this heap. The music, well I don’t really recall (heh, get it?) it very well. From what I do remember is that it is sparse and repetitive and annoying. These two elements, even if they are lacking, don’t necessarily make or break a game. It is how the game is played that ultimately determines if the game rocks or should be used for skeet shooting. This is where Total Recall the Game not just drops the ball, but pops it, throws it back on the ground and runs off as the other kids yell in protest. What about the game play was so bad? Was it the terrible controls? Or maybe the uneven and cheap difficulty? Or perhaps, it was bland, unmotivated, and rage inducing? If I were a betting man I would say all three and add that Lucifer himself programmed it as a device to usher in a dark and unholy era that will last for millennia. Perhaps I was a bit dramatic on that last part, but the fact that Total Recall the Game sucks remains unchanged. You may ask why I would give it two stars if I have such distain and hate for Total Recall the Game. Well, the one star is for the fact it is a travesty of a video game and the other star is because my parents bought this game as a Christmas present. If I didn’t love my parents, there would not be another star. In fact, I would have smashed the game in front of them as a demonstration of the resent I felt for having been subject to Total Recall the Game’s sacrilege and soul defeating properties.Read full review
This is one of the worst nintendo games ever made for sure. I think this game is good to play just to see how bad a game can be. also its one of the hardest games you will ever play with the worst player controls. Get it and punish you kids and make them play and beat this game when they do something wrong they will not make the same mistake again I guarnatee you. If you are someone that loves this game I am sorry. I don't want to offend you. I am the first to review this so you would be one of the few that like the game and I do like frisday the 13th and most people hate that game. Its ok to love an ugly Dog.
The game works great I am Totally pleased.
Verified purchase: Yes | Condition: Pre-owned
The game is challenging but in a good "I'll get it next time" way. You find easier ways to advance.
Verified purchase: Yes | Condition: Pre-owned
Unless you a fan of the movie you'll get bored of it quick
Verified purchase: Yes | Condition: Pre-owned
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