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Your Disgusting Head : The Darkest, Most Offensive and Moist Secrets of Your Ears, Mouth and Nose by and Doris Haggis-On-Whey and Doris Haggis-On-Whey (2004, Hardcover)
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One of two first installments in a new series designed to share humorous and wacky misinformation discloses such unappetizing untruths about which teeth do not bite, the color of the tongue, and the state of the human mind. 25,000 first printing.
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Product Identifiers
PublisherSimon & Schuster, Incorporated
ISBN-100743267257
ISBN-139780743267250
eBay Product ID (ePID)30782703
Product Key Features
Book TitleYour Disgusting Head : the Darkest, Most Offensive and Moist Secrets of Your Ears, Mouth and Nose
Number of Pages64 Pages
LanguageEnglish
TopicGeneral
Publication Year2004
IllustratorYes
GenreJuvenile Fiction, Juvenile Nonfiction
AuthorAnd Doris Haggis-On-Whey, Doris Haggis-On-Whey
FormatHardcover
Dimensions
Item Height0.5 in
Item Weight20.3 Oz
Item Length12.3 in
Item Width9.2 in
Additional Product Features
Intended AudienceTrade
LCCN2004-303428
Dewey Edition22
Dewey Decimal611/.91
SynopsisYOUR DISGUSTING HEAD For many years the scientific and educational community has wondered and worried about the possibility that semi-sane scholar-pretenders would find the means to put out a series of reference books, filled with ludicrous misinformation and aimed at children. Well, we offer you YOUR DISGUSTING HEAD by Dr. and Mr. Doris Haggis-On-Whey. A world-renowned and much feared expert on everything, Dr. Doris Haggis-On-Whey has seventeen degrees from eighteen institutions of higher learning. With her husband, Benny, she has traveled the world many times over, has learned about all aspects of life, including outer space and food, first hand.The human body is beautiful and mysterious. The mysterious part reeks of cheese. But no part of your body is as scary and horrifying as your head! In YOUR DISGUSTING HEAD: The Darkest, Most Offensive--and Moist--Secrets of Your Mouth, Nose and Ears, Dr. & Mr. Doris Haggis-on-Whey reveal -- through newly discovered discoveries -- all the ways in which your head disappoints you. With such amazing information as: • The ear was invented and designed by Feranando de la Mancini Goldfarb, in 1911, which was also a good year for yeast.• Good Reasons for teeth removal: dentist did it; peer pressure; not sharp enough; found better teeth, like, on the ground; suspected of enjoying flossing; decay and mouth politics.• The real reason your ears can't hear your pets talking. The answer is simple: your pet is a mumbler."With the wit and irreverent sense of humor for which Dave Eggers and McSweeney's is known, comes the second volume in the revolutionary Haggis-On-Whey World of Unbelievable Brilliance books. More than just entertaining and informative, YOUR DISGUSTING HEAD will help you appear smarter, more in touch with your sensitive side and whiten your teeth. And much, much more that will likely sicken you.
LC Classification NumberQM535.H34 2004
