A collection of hilarious Christmas jokes for the discerning adult. Not your average joke book; these have an edge! Santa was having a bad day. Mrs Claus was nagging. The elves were working too slowly. There were serious toy assembly issues. Rudolf was getting old and stodgy and the sleigh needed repairs. In the midst of all this a shimmering angel arrived one evening with a lovely tree. As Claus answered the door, frowning and muttering, the angel smiled and said "Merry Christmas, Santa! Here's your tree. Where do you want me to stick it?" Christmas: The time when everyone gets Santamental. Why is getting Christmas presents for your kids just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit. · Girl 1: Where's your Christmas party at? Girl 2: It's poor grammar to end your sentence with a preposition. Girl 1: All right then, where's your Christmas party at, bitch?
Product Identifiers
Publisher
Folklore Publishing
ISBN-10
1926677900
ISBN-13
9781926677903
eBay Product ID (ePID)
237515068
Product Key Features
Book Title
Santa Walks Into a Bar : Christmas Jokes with an Edge
Author
David Maclennan
Format
Trade Paperback
Language
English
Topic
General, Topic / Adult, Form / Jokes & Riddles
Publication Year
2013
Genre
Humor
Number of Pages
240 Pages
Dimensions
Item Length
8.2in
Item Height
5.2in
Item Width
2.2in
Item Weight
8.5 Oz
Additional Product Features
Number of Volumes
1 Vol.
Copyright Date
2013
Target Audience
Trade
Dewey Decimal
818/.602
Dewey Edition
23
Illustrated
Yes
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