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When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops? by Carlin, George 140130821X The Fast Free
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- ISBN
- 9781401308216
- EAN
- 9781401308216
- Book Title
- When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
- Publisher
- Hachette Books
- Item Length
- 8 in
- Publication Year
- 2005
- Format
- Trade Paperback
- Language
- English
- Illustrator
- Yes
- Item Height
- 0.9 in
- Genre
- Humor
- Topic
- General, Form / Essays
- Item Weight
- 11.1 Oz
- Item Width
- 5.9 in
- Number of Pages
- 300 Pages
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Product Identifiers
Publisher
Hachette Books
ISBN-10
140130821X
ISBN-13
9781401308216
eBay Product ID (ePID)
26038483777
Product Key Features
Book Title
When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
Number of Pages
300 Pages
Language
English
Publication Year
2005
Topic
General, Form / Essays
Illustrator
Yes
Genre
Humor
Format
Trade Paperback
Dimensions
Item Height
0.9 in
Item Weight
11.1 Oz
Item Length
8 in
Item Width
5.9 in
Additional Product Features
Intended Audience
Trade
Dewey Edition
22
Grade From
Eighth Grade
Grade To
College Graduate Student
Dewey Decimal
792.23
Synopsis
Now in paperback, the New York Times bestseller that takes readers on a riotous journey through the mind of one of America's premier comics George Carlin's legendary irreverence and iconoclasm are on full display in When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? as he vainly scours the American landscape for signs of intelligence in his third national bestseller. Ranging from his absurdist side (Message from a Cockroach; TV News: The Death of Humpty Dumpty; Tips for Serial Killers) to his unerring ear for American speech (Politician Talk; Societal Clichs; Euphemisms: 13 sections) to his unsparing views on America and its values (War, God, Stuff Like That; Zero Tolerance; Tired of the Handi-crap), Carlin delivers everything that his fans expect, and then adds a few surprises. Carlin on the battle of the sexes: Here's all you have to know about men and women: Women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid., On the heels of George Carlin's #1 New York Times bestseller Napalm & Silly Putty comes When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? -- infused with Carlin's trademark irreverent humor and biting cultural observations. Here we go again . . . George Carlin's hilarious When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? offers his cutting-edge opinions and observational humor on everything from evasive euphemistic language to politicians to the media to dead people. Nothing and no one is safe! Despite the current climate of political correctness, Carlin is not afraid to take on controversial topics: Carlin on the media: The media comprises equal parts business, politics, advertising, public relations, and show business. Nice combination. Enough bull for Texas to open a chain of branch offices. Carlin on the battle of the sexes: Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. Carlin on hygiene: When did they pass a law that says the people who make my sandwich have to be wearing gloves? I'm not comfortable with this. I don't want glove residue all over my food; it's not sanitary. Who knows where these gloves have been? Carlin on evasive language: Just to demonstrate how far using euphemisms in language has gone, some psychologists are now actually referring to ugly people as those with "severe appearance deficits." Hey, Doctor. How's that for "denial"? Carlin on politics: No self-respecting politician would ever admit to working in the government. They prefer to think of themselves "serving the nation." To help visualize the service they provide the country, you may wish to picture the things that take place on a stud farm. The thinking person's comic who uses words as weapons, Carlin puts voice to issues that capture the modern imagination. For instance, why are there Ten Commandments? Are UFOs real? What will the future really be like? This brand-new collection tackles all that and more. In When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? Carlin's razor-sharp observations demolish everyday values and leave you laughing out loud--delivering exactly what his countless fans have been waiting for., A hilarious collection of razor-sharp observations on sports, politics, news, food and just about everything under the sun from multi-New York Times Bestseller George Carlin. A thinking person's comic who uses words as weapons, Carlin demolishes everyday values with intelligence, wit and downright hilarity. Tirades, rants, screeds, thoughts, musings, lists, monologues, assertions, assumptions and a whole host of auxiliary verbal ordnance take the world apart and leave the reader gasping for more., Now in paperback comes the "New York Times" bestseller that takes readers on a riotous journey through the mind of one of America's premier comics.
LC Classification Number
PN6162
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Copyright Date
2005
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