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My Middle-Aged Baby Book : A Record of Milestones, Millstones and Gallstones by Mary-Lou Weisman (1995, Hardcover)

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Congratulations, you middle-aged baby. And is that a new tooth-or just a lovely cap?. Its an irreverent take on the shared symptoms of growing older. Thoughtfully printed on anti-glare paper, in large, easy-to-read type, the book is illustrated throughout in full color.

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Product Identifiers

PublisherWorkman Publishing Company, Incorporated

ISBN-101563058170

ISBN-139781563058172

eBay Product ID (ePID)1016856

Product Key Features

Book TitleMy Middle-Aged Baby Book : a Record of Milestones, Millstones and Gallstones

Number of Pages96 Pages

LanguageEnglish

Publication Year1995

TopicGeneral, Topic / Adult

IllustratorYes

GenreHumor

AuthorMary-Lou Weisman

FormatHardcover

Dimensions

Item Height0.7 in

Item Weight14.1 Oz

Item Length8.3 in

Item Width8.2 in

Additional Product Features

Intended AudienceTrade

LCCN95-019449

Dewey Edition20

Dewey Decimal818/.5402

SynopsisCongratulations, you middle-aged baby. Look what you've grown-baggy arms and knee flaps! And is that a new tooth-or just a lovely cap? And what month did the new hair come in across your ears? A tongue-in-cheek celebration of middle age in the form of a traditional fill-in baby book, my middle-aged baby book is a perfect keepsake for both women ("Is it hot in here or is it just me?") and men ("remember, it's prostate, not prostrate"). It's an irreverent take on the shared symptoms of growing older. Beginning with vital statistics (car phone number, cholesterol count), it provides a permanent place to record memorable Firsts--first liver spot, first espousal of conservative opinions-and a place to remember favorite toys such as the Jeep, rowing machine, and the big screen TV with VCR. There's a middle-aged baby's Horoscope, Favorite Nursery Rhymes, and The Seven Stages on Men's Hair Loss. Thoughtfully printed on anti-glare paper, in large, easy-to-read type, the book is illustrated throughout in full color. Paper over board, Full-color illustration throughout, 96 pages, 8" x 8" ., A humorous celebration of middle-age in the form of a fill-in baby book. It provides a permanent place to record memorable firsts - first liver spot, first espousals of conservative opinions, as well as a place to keep track of the primary care-givers - ophthalmologist, manicurist and colourist., First lost tooth. First colonoscopy. First second mortgage. First chin hair. First comb-over. All of these memorable firsts belong in MY MIDDLE-AGED BABY BOOK: A Place to Write Down All the Things You'll Soon Forget . A padded and chewable keepsake with room to write in significant firsts, it's a perfect gift for a milestone birthday, when you're old enough not to take yourself too seriously. ?A comic classic, My Middle-Aged Baby Book is the irrepressibly cheeky celebration of middle age in the form of a fill-in baby book--and the perfect gift for both women ("Is it hot in here, or is it just me?") and men (remember, it's prostate not prostrate). It's a place to record firsts: my first colonoscopy, my first reading glasses, my first words ("everything hurts"). Vital statistics: including married name(s), circumference of abdomen, cholesterol count (bad HDLs, good HDLs). Primary caregivers: urologist, periodontist, colorist. It explains the Seven Stages of Hair Loss, answers the question Am I Smiling . . . or Is It Gas?, covers Sex? (Check one: Yes, No, Can't Remember), and what happens When I Grow Up--go ahead, be a burden to your children! ?And for everyone who forgot where they put their reading glasses, the book is thoughtfully printed on anti-glare paper in large, easy-to-read type.

LC Classification NumberPN6162.W448 1995