The Best Ever Book of Civil Engineer Jokes: Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Rep

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ISBN
9781477598993
Book Title
Best Ever Book of Civil Engineer Jokes : Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who
Publisher
CreateSpace
Item Length
9 in
Publication Year
2012
Format
Trade Paperback
Language
English
Item Height
0.2 in
Author
Mark Young
Genre
Humor
Topic
Topic / Business & Professional
Item Weight
7.5 Oz
Item Width
6 in
Number of Pages
106 Pages
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ISBN-10
1477598995
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9781477598993
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Book Title
Best Ever Book of Civil Engineer Jokes : Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who
Number of Pages
106 Pages
Language
English
Publication Year
2012
Topic
Topic / Business & Professional
Genre
Humor
Author
Mark Young
Format
Trade Paperback

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0.2 in
Item Weight
7.5 Oz
Item Length
9 in
Item Width
6 in

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The Best Ever Book of Civil Engineer Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Civil Engineer jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Civil Engineer Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Civil Engineer Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Civil Engineer joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Civil Engineer jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Civil Engineers wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Civil Engineer and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Civil Engineer brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window *** Did you hear about the Civil Engineer who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Civil Engineers laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***, The Best Ever Book of Civil Engineer Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-WhoIf you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Civil Engineer jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Civil Engineer Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Civil Engineer Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Civil Engineer joke in this book, there's something wrong with you.This book has so many Civil Engineer jokes, you won't know where to start. For example:Why do Civil Engineers wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace.***An evil genie captured a Civil Engineer and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing.The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst.The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off.The Civil Engineer brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window!***Did you hear about the Civil Engineer who wore two jackets when she painted the house?The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats."***Why do Civil Engineers laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.***

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