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If Animals Could Talk: A Children's Book for Adults Butwin, Carla
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Item specifics
- Condition
- ISBN
- 9781621066118
- Book Title
- If Animals Could Talk
- Publisher
- Microcosm Publishing
- Item Length
- 5.9 in
- Publication Year
- 2022
- Format
- Hardcover
- Language
- English
- Illustrator
- Yes
- Item Height
- 0.6 in
- Genre
- Humor
- Topic
- Topic / Animals, Topic / Adult
- Item Weight
- 4.2 Oz
- Item Width
- 6 in
- Number of Pages
- 128 Pages
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Product Identifiers
Publisher
Microcosm Publishing
ISBN-10
1621066118
ISBN-13
9781621066118
eBay Product ID (ePID)
15057268655
Product Key Features
Book Title
If Animals Could Talk
Number of Pages
128 Pages
Language
English
Topic
Topic / Animals, Topic / Adult
Publication Year
2022
Illustrator
Yes
Genre
Humor
Format
Hardcover
Dimensions
Item Height
0.6 in
Item Weight
4.2 Oz
Item Length
5.9 in
Item Width
6 in
Additional Product Features
LCCN
2021-060904
Reviews
[Review Quote] ""Super NSFW."" - - Mashable[Review Quote] ""Most inappropriate book ever."" - - UsWeekly[Review Quote] ""Hilarious R-Rated Animal Humor. The adult picture book we all need in our lives."" - - HelloGiggles[Review Quote] ""I can't decide if I'm proud or ashamed.... A lot like your college friends at the five-year reunion just before last call at the bar."" - - Bustle
Dewey Edition
23
Dewey Decimal
818.602
Synopsis
If animals could talk, what would they say? Certainly nothing polite, according to this hilarious illustrated book. On these pages, you'll meet over 100 illustrated animals showing the whole range of human emotions and foibles, from sassy to grumpy, arrogant to dejected, glib to nonplused. 'How old did you say you were?' asks the cougar. 'Rise and shine, assholes,' trills the bird.'Ball is life,' proclaims the hamster. 'I have zero interest in seeing you later,' quoth the alligator. Includes the world's ugliest animal, according to the Smithsonian (we'll let you guess which one this is). Giggle and belly laugh your way through this definitely not-for-kids, probably not-safe-for-work collection of brilliant insights into the filthy animals all around us., "Rise and shine, assholes," trills the bird If animals could talk, what would they say? Certainly nothing polite, according to this hilarious illustrated book. On these pages, you'll meet over 100 illustrated animals showing the whole range of human emotions and foibles, from sassy to grumpy, arrogant to dejected, glib to nonplused. "How old did you say you were?" asks the cougar. "Rise and shine, assholes," trills the bird. "Ball is life," proclaims the hamster. "I have zero interest in seeing you later," quoth the alligator. Includes the world's ugliest animal, according to the Smithsonian (we'll let you guess which one this is). Giggle and belly laugh your way through this definitely not-for-kids, probably not-safe-for-work collection of brilliant insights into the filthy animals all around us.
LC Classification Number
PN6231.A5B88 2022
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