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The Elf off the Shelf : A Christmas Tradition Gone Bad by Horace the Elf

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Like New: A book that looks new but has been read. Cover has no visible wear, and the dust jacket ...
ISBN
9781440527913
Book Title
Elf Off the Shelf : a Christmas Tradition Gone Bad
Publisher
Adams Media Corporation
Item Length
10 in
Publication Year
2011
Format
Hardcover
Language
English
Illustrator
Yes
Item Height
0.5 in
Author
Horace the Elf Staff
Genre
Humor
Topic
General, Topic / Adult, Form / Parodies
Item Weight
16 Oz
Item Width
10 in
Number of Pages
36 Pages
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Publisher
Adams Media Corporation
ISBN-10
1440527911
ISBN-13
9781440527913
eBay Product ID (ePID)
102802503

Product Key Features

Book Title
Elf Off the Shelf : a Christmas Tradition Gone Bad
Number of Pages
36 Pages
Language
English
Publication Year
2011
Topic
General, Topic / Adult, Form / Parodies
Illustrator
Yes
Genre
Humor
Author
Horace the Elf Staff
Format
Hardcover

Dimensions

Item Height
0.5 in
Item Weight
16 Oz
Item Length
10 in
Item Width
10 in

Additional Product Features

Intended Audience
Trade
LCCN
2011-276876
TitleLeading
The
Dewey Edition
23
Dewey Decimal
813/.6
Synopsis
For those who are creeped out by 'The Elf on the Shelf' finally they have a book just for them. Every holiday season Santa sends elves out from the North Pole To sit and watch and see who's Naughty and who's Nice. They're supposed to stay still, listen, and report back each night, So St. Nick can write up his list based on their advice. Except this year Mum bought a discount elf, Who came in a damaged box and was a little damaged in the head. He hates his job, ignores all the rules, And, instead, gets into all sorts of trouble when everyone's in bed. It doesn't matter if readers love their Elf on the Shelf or think the concept is downright creepy - everyone will enjoy Elf off the Shelf. It's the photo-story set to verse of one disgruntled little helper with a gift for making mischief. Whether he's getting into the eggnog or defacing Christmas cards, his AWOL antics could ruin the holidays for everyone. AUTHOR: Horace the Elf has been a professional elf for more than 300 years. Before being sent out to spy and judge small children, he worked the assembly line in Santa's workshop. SELLING POINTS: * More than 1.5 million elves sit idly on their shelves every holiday season...this Christmas, we get to see what goes on when one elf gets off the shelf * Four colour photos capture Santa's little helper getting into big-time trouble * It may not be creepier, but this yuletide parody is way funnier than the new holiday tradition it's spoofing, Every holiday season Santa sends elves out from the North Pole To sit and watch and see who's Naughty and who's Nice. They're supposed to stay still, listen, and report back each night, So St Nick can write up his list based on their advice. Except this year Mum bought a discount elf, Who came in a damaged box and was a little damaged in the head., "I honestly did believe this shelf gig was going to be great. 'Get out and see the world,' they said. 'Experience the joy of wide-eyed kids, holiday cheer, and the Christmas spirit,' they promised. 'Finally leave your parents' basement for once in two hundred and sixty-seven years,' they told me. I was sold. "And off I went. As a member of Santa's spy squad, I headed down south for the holidays to help the big guy decide who's naughty and who's nice. It was going to be a wonderful change of pace from the screwing, hammering, sanding, painting, and wrapping happening in Ol' St. Nick's workshop. "Or so I thought . . . --Horace the Elf In this for-parent's-eyes-only parody of the popular holiday title, The Elf on the Shelf , readers laugh along with Horace as he goes AWOL from his Christmas duties. This photo-story set to verse is the unauthorized (and hilarious) tale of one disgruntled little helper with a gift for making mischief., I honestly did believe this shelf gig was going to be great. 'Get out and see the world, ' they said. 'Experience the joy of wide-eyed kids, holiday cheer, and the Christmas spirit, ' they promised. 'Finally leave your parents' basement for once in two hundred and sixty-seven years, ' they told me. I was sold. And off I went. As a member of Santa's spy squad, I headed down south for the holidays to help the big guy decide who's naughty and who's nice. It was going to be a wonderful change of pace from the screwing, hammering, sanding, painting, and wrapping happening in Ol' St. Nick's workshop. Or so I thought . . . Horace the Elf In this for-parent's-eyes-only parody of the popular holiday title, The Elf on the Shelf , readers laugh along with Horace as he goes AWOL from his Christmas duties. This photo-story set to verse is the unauthorized (and hilarious) tale of one disgruntled little helper with a gift for making mischief.
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GT4985

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  • by MFhDQ_f_SfG@Deleted
    Feb 06, 2016

    The Elf Off The Shelf By Horace The Elf

    I really do not recommend this book for anyone it really is for haters for Christmas its not appropriate for children and it's just spoils the fun of christmas this book will be going in the garbage!!!!! I regret buying it!! It's a waste of money!!! I am sorry to have to be reporting bad news on it but it is junk I certainly don't want in my home!!!!

    Verified purchase: YesCondition: NewSold by: grandeagleretail

  • by rjfalante11
    Dec 02, 2019

    I loved this book it was good value and really good price five stars

    Verified purchase: YesCondition: Pre-OwnedSold by: debbiebest

  • by jennifedelross0
    Feb 16, 2017

    Elf Off The Shelf

    It was funny but was more for adults because some of the language used. My son was so excited to have it. We laughed. But it wasn't anything like Elf on the shelf.

    Verified purchase: YesCondition: Pre-OwnedSold by: goodwillbookworksaustin

  • by dpsthun
    Jan 08, 2016

    Priced to dam high

    If I would have know this was just a book for the price I would of never bought it. There are others out there with the same book for only $6.00

    Verified purchase: YesCondition: NewSold by: grandeagleretail

  • by GzLGexDRTHa@Deleted
    Feb 22, 2016

    elf off the shelf

    Gave it a low score because when I bought it I thought it was for children. It's ok for adults.

    Verified purchase: YesCondition: Pre-OwnedSold by: SyDN8o_hRve@Deleted

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