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MY CUSTOM VAN: AND 50 OTHER MIND-BLOWING ESSAYS THAT WILL By Michael Ian Black
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- Condition
- ISBN-10
- 1416964053
- Publication Name
- Gallery Books
- Type
- Hardcover
- ISBN
- 9781416964056
- Book Title
- My Custom Van : and 50 Other Mind-Blowing Essays That Will Blow Your Mind All over Your Face
- Item Length
- 8.2in
- Publisher
- Gallery Press, T.H.E.
- Publication Year
- 2008
- Format
- Hardcover
- Language
- English
- Item Height
- 0.9in
- Genre
- Humor
- Topic
- Form / Anecdotes & Quotations, General, Form / Essays
- Item Width
- 5.5in
- Item Weight
- 11.9 Oz
- Number of Pages
- 240 Pages
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Lolita meets Story of O, another memorable tale of love, sex and feelings from 'the King of the erotic thriller' When Ekaterina meets Alexander a shockingly sexy but tender romance develops. She is a young Italian trainee journalist, who dreams of wild sexual adventures. He is the older Englishman who she believes can fulfill her fantasies. When Ekaterina is sent to interview the ageing writer Alexander in London, she is blinded by his charm and experience. Their relationship explodes in a sensual orgy, which defies society's acceptance. When a mysterious angel of death who calls herself Emma enters their lives, Ekaterina and Alexander know their days together are numbered. A shocking climax set in Venice in winter brings the three protagonists together. A tale of sex and tenderness that ranks alongside Jakubowski classic The State of Montana.
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Publisher
Gallery Press, T.H.E.
ISBN-10
1416964053
ISBN-13
9781416964056
eBay Product ID (ePID)
63862306
Product Key Features
Book Title
My Custom Van : and 50 Other Mind-Blowing Essays That Will Blow Your Mind All over Your Face
Format
Hardcover
Language
English
Topic
Form / Anecdotes & Quotations, General, Form / Essays
Publication Year
2008
Genre
Humor
Number of Pages
240 Pages
Dimensions
Item Length
8.2in
Item Height
0.9in
Item Width
5.5in
Item Weight
11.9 Oz
Additional Product Features
Lc Classification Number
Pn6165.B64 2008
Reviews
"Michael Ian Black speaks to the laughless in all of us and asks, 'Why aren't you laughing?' Then he takes the laughless in all of us roughly by the shoulders and INSISTS THAT WE LAUGH, usually by writing exceedingly funny and compellingessays such as those included in this volume." -- John Hodgman, "Like all custom vans, Michael Ian Black's book is customized to fit all your needs and wants for the journey of your life. It's luxurious, entertaining, spooky, disturbing, and hilarious. Devil's in the details! It's stocked with tacos, vampires, squirrels, a cleaning lady, scented candles, salami, tundra, and a foreword by Abe Lincoln himself -- now that's Class with a capital C. Enjoy the ride of your lifetime." -- Amy Sedaris, "Michael Ian Black has proven that even the most simple-minded among us can occasionally create works of genius." -- Stephen Colbert, "This is a great book for shut-ins, for people who like to laugh at sentences, and people who like to move their belongings from place to place. In fact, anyone who likes to pack or ship anything will find a lot to like in these pages." -- Dave Eggers, "I always walk away jealous and a little fearful of Michael Ian Black's sharp comedic wit. If you like your comedy dry, absurd, and unforced, you will love this book." -- Jim Gaffigan
Table of Content
ContentsForeword by Abraham LincolnWhat I Would Be Thinking If I Were Billy Joel Driving to a Holiday Party Where I Knew There Was Going to Be a PianoOne Day, I'm Going to Open a Scented Candle ShoppeMaximus BeerWhy I've Decided to Go BlondeA Series of Letters to a SquirrelJoin Our Club!Hey, David Sedaris -- Why Don't You Just Go Ahead and Suck It?Erotic Fiction: The ElevatorA College Application Essay to Harvard That Might Have Been Written by a High School Senior Who Has Absolutely No Chance of Getting AcceptedTaco PartyVampires -- Good for the Economy?GrasshopperThe Complete Idiot's Guide to Meeting People More Famous Than YouMy Custom VanA Meditation on SalamiNow We Will Join Forces, You and IMordeenaUsing the Socratic Method to Determine What It Would Take for Me to Voluntarily Eat Dog Shit for the Rest of My LifeWhy I Used a Day-Glo Magic Marker to Color My Dick YellowAnnouncing the Imminent Arrival of the Handlebar Mustache Certain People Said I'dNeverBe Able to GrowErotic Fiction: The BeachWhen I Finally Get Around to Building My Robot, This Is What It Will Be LikeA Description of Myself for a Dating Service If I Were a ChickenA Series of Letters to the First Girl I Ever FingeredHow I Might Address My Players at Halftime If I Were a Self-Loathing High School Football Coach in a Game Where We Were Losing 49-3How I Might Address My Players at Halftime If I Were a Self-Loathing High School Football Coach in a Game Where We Were Winning 49-3Testing the Infinite Monkey Probability TheoremJob OrientationThis Is How I PartyA Suicide NoteStan the OracleLewis Black Hates Candy Corn: A RebuttalI No Longer Love You, Magic UnicornSome DJ Names I've Been ConsideringI Have an Indomitable SpiritIncident at the TorpedoGood Skiing FormAn Open Letter to the Hairstylist Who Somehow Convinced Me to Get a Perm When I Was in Sixth GradeInstructions for the Cleaning LadyHow to Approach the Sensitive Question: Anal?Do Not Buy Tundra from a Door-to-Door SalesmanDON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN!!!Erotic Fiction: The Mad ScientistA Series of Letters to Celine Dion's Husband, René AngélilIckyA Few Words About My Jug BandChapter 19 of My Science Fiction Epic,The Pirates of Dagganon 6, Which I Am Only Able to Write Because of a Generous Grant from the Makers of Barq's Root BeerMy Top 50 New Year's ResolutionsIn Conclusion: A First Draft of the Acceptance Speech I Plan to Give Upon Receiving Some Kind of Important Literary Prize for Writing This BookAcknowledgments
Copyright Date
2008
Target Audience
Trade
Lccn
2008-006725
Dewey Decimal
818/.602
Dewey Edition
22
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- Jan 26, 2018
The best book I’ve ever read
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- Oct 14, 2008
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- May 02, 2009
That Is TOO Funny....
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Awesome ! Not so much, save your money and go by a sack of 99 cent taco's
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