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I was only 18 years old. I loved Shrek so much. I'd seen all the memes. I'd pray to Shrek every night, asking for something dank. My roommate walks in. He calls me a faggot. He hits me and sends me to go to sleep. I am crying now, and my face hurts. I feel a warmth moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Shrek Super Slam. It whispers in my ear "Red Riding Hood is Banned". It grabs me with its powerful next-gen graphics and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready. I spread my asscheeks for Shrek Super Slam. it penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek Super Slam. Shrek Super Slam rumbles my controller with a powerful Ogre rumble and fills me with its love. My roommate walks in. Shrek Super Slam stares hims straight in the eye and says "Vote for us at EVO". Shrek Super Slam leaves through my window. Shrek super Slam is Love. Shrek Super Slam is life.Read full review
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The disc is in great shape. No problems at all. My 10 yr. old grandson loves the game.
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Bought for my son who loved playing it.
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Played game my girlfriend played when she was little! Fun game and very intense in some of the mega challenges like fancy footwork! Great game on the Wii.
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Verified purchase: Yes | Condition: Pre-owned
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