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Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea by Handler, Chelsea

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Binding
Paperback
Weight
0 lbs
Product Group
Book
IsTextBook
No
ISBN
9781416596363
Publication Year
2009
Format
Trade Paperback
Language
English
Book Title
Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea
Author
Chelsea Handler
Publisher
Gallery Books
Genre
Family & Relationships, Biography & Autobiography, Psychology, Humor
Topic
Topic / Men, Women & Relationships, Human Sexuality (See Also Social Science / Human Sexuality), Personal Memoirs, General, Entertainment & Performing Arts, Form / Essays

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Welcome to Chelsea Handler's world--a place where absurdity reigns supreme and a quick wit is the best line of defense.When Chelsea Handler needs to get a few things off her chest, she appeals to a higher power--vodka. Seems reasonable, when considering that she discovered her boyfriend was having an affair with a Peekapoo and she had to pretend to be honeymooning with her father in order to upgrade to first class. In this highly entertaining, deliciously skewed collection, Chelsea mines her past for stories about her family, relationships, and career that are at once singular and ridiculous. Whether she's convincing her third-grade class that she has been chosen to play Goldie Hawn's daughter in the sequel to Private Benjamin, deciding to be more egalitarian by dating a redhead, or looking out for a foulmouthed, rum-swilling little person who looks just like her...only smaller, Chelsea has a knack for getting herself into the most outrageous situations. Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea showcases the candor and irresistible turns of phrase that have made her one of the freshest voices in comedy today.

Product Identifiers

Publisher
Gallery Books
ISBN-10
1416596364
ISBN-13
9781416596363
eBay Product ID (ePID)
57075887

Product Key Features

Book Title
Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea
Author
Chelsea Handler
Format
Trade Paperback
Language
English
Topic
Topic / Men, Women & Relationships, Human Sexuality (See Also Social Science / Human Sexuality), Personal Memoirs, General, Entertainment & Performing Arts, Form / Essays
Publication Year
2009
Genre
Family & Relationships, Biography & Autobiography, Psychology, Humor

Dimensions

Item Length
8.2in
Item Height
0.7in
Item Width
5.3in
Item Weight
5.4 Oz

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Reviews
"Where have I been all of Chelsea Handler's life? I had no idea how funny, how brilliant she is. She is too clever for words." -- Liz Smith, New York Post, "Where have I been all of Chelsea Handler's life? I had no idea how funny, how brilliant she is. She is too clever for words."-- Liz Smith, New York Post, "Ms. Handler's style is a friendlier, more workaday version of the haughty self-abasement practiced by Sarah Silverman, leavened by the everywoman spirit of Kathy Griffin...She seems like a cruel queen bee from an expensive college: There's something suspiciously sophisticated about how her jokes line up that suggests the moral austerity of a comic not of [Joan] Rivers's bad-girl school: Tina Fey." -- New York Times, "Chelsea Handler writes like Judy Blume, if Judy Blume were into vodka, Ecstasy, and sleeping with midgets and nineteen-year-olds." -- Jennifer Weiner, bestselling author of In Her Shoes, "Ms. Handler's style is a friendlier, more workaday version of the haughty self-abasement practiced by Sarah Silverman, leavened by the everywoman spirit of Kathy Griffin...She seems like a cruel queen bee from an expensive college: There's something suspiciously sophisticated about how her jokes line up that suggests the moral austerity of a comic not of [Joan] Rivers's bad-girl school" Tina Fey--New York Times, "Chelsea Handler writes like Judy Blume, if Judy Blume were into vodka, Ecstasy, and sleeping with midgets and nineteen-year-olds."-- Jennifer Weiner, bestselling author of In Her Shoes
Target Audience
Trade
Dewey Decimal
306.7092
Dewey Edition
22
Number of Pages
272 Pages

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  • good, honest, chelsea. buy it!

    Being a fan of chelsea and a lifelong lover of midgets, this book was hard to put down. If you'd never read or heard her stand up you might think she's rude and overbearing... But she really is an admirable yet obnoxious character that isn't hard to relate to if you're honest with yourself. I read the entire book right when I got it in the mail it took me a good 3 hours and I'm sad I finished it so fast! (im a quick reader) I would buy it again, I'd even buy it for a friend! It's not often you read a book about a girl who got face raped in jail because her sister turned her in for using her id!

  • I purchased this book as a gift for a friend.

    A good friend of mine had mentioned she would like to read this particular book, "Are You There Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea" by Chelsea Handler. She thought it would be a funny read. I remembered her saying this, and thought this book would be a great idea for her a birthday gift. So, I purchased the book to give to my friend as a birthday gift. I did not or have not read the book ordered through eBay. Sincerely, Cindy Minor

  • Chelsea handler books

    Came on time and books are so funny!

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  • Funny as hell!

    As funny as any Chelsea fan would think it could be. Finished it in two days. 100% recommendable. It goes through many important points of her life and tells the story in that unique way we know she has. It was a good deal to have it sent to Uruguay, so you can imagine, in my opinion, it was worth the money and wait.

  • HaHaHa

    I read this book along with all her others and I have to admit she has to be one of the funniest authors ever! Her books are all great and well worth the money paid for them!