Intended AudienceTrade
Reviews"If comedy books were big-breasted porn stars,In Fifty Years We'll All Be Chickswould be Christy Canyon." --Bill Simmons, ESPN columnist and bestselling author ofThe Book of Basketball "Adam Carolla is a genius. And no, I'm not kidding." --Jimmy Kimmel "Reading Adam Carolla is akin to having a horrible illness. Alone with your thoughts, you struggle with whether you want to even go on living. When you're done, you're a stronger, better person." --Alec Baldwin "If you're a man, read this book. If you're a man who wears turtlenecks, wise up. Nobody thinks that looks good." --Seth MacFarlane "I don't know this guy from Adam, but Carolla's humor-fearlessly crass, shamelessly honest and irresistibly funny-sucks out like liposuction the layers of fatty pride to expose the often warped and wounded psyche buried deep within the modern American male." --Ken Burns From the Hardcover edition., "If comedy books were a big-breasted porn collection,In Fifty Years We'll All Be Chickswould be Christy Canyon." --Bill Simmons, ESPN columnist and bestselling author ofThe Book of Basketball "Adam Carolla is a genius. And no, I'm not kidding." --Jimmy Kimmel "Reading Adam Carolla is akin to having a horrible illness. Alone with your thoughts, you struggle with whether you want to even go on living. When you're done, you're a stronger, better person." --Alec Baldwin "If you're a man, read this book. If you're a man who wears turtlenecks, wise up. Nobody thinks that looks good." --Seth MacFarlane "I don't know this guy from Adam, but Carolla's humor-fearlessly crass, shamelessly honest and irresistibly funny-sucks out like liposuction the layers of fatty pride to expose the often warped and wounded psyche buried deep within the modern American male." --Ken Burns From the Hardcover edition., "Carolla...has keen political instincts and a vision for common sense." --New York Post "Laugh-out-loud funny… [Adam Carolla's] invective-filled screed is often completely politically incorrect, and always completely hilarious." AOL's Popeater.com "If comedy books were big-breasted porn stars, In Fifty Years We'll All Be Chicks would be Christy Canyon." --Bill Simmons, ESPN columnist and bestselling author of The Book of Basketball "Adam Carolla is a genius. And no, I'm not kidding." --Jimmy Kimmel "Reading Adam Carolla is akin to having a horrible illness. Alone with your thoughts, you struggle with whether you want to even go on living. When you're done, you're a stronger, better person." --Alec Baldwin "If you're a man, read this book. If you're a man who wears turtlenecks, wise up. Nobody thinks that looks good." --Seth MacFarlane "I don't know this guy from Adam, but Carolla's humor-fearlessly crass, shamelessly honest and irresistibly funny-sucks out like liposuction the layers of fatty pride to expose the often warped and wounded psyche buried deep within the modern American male." --Ken Burns, "Carolla...has keen political instincts and a vision for common sense." --New York Post "Laugh-out-loud funny… [Adam Carolla's] invective-filled screed is often completely politically incorrect, and always completely hilarious." AOL's Popeater.com "If comedy books were big-breasted porn stars,In Fifty Years We'll All Be Chickswould be Christy Canyon." --Bill Simmons, ESPN columnist and bestselling author ofThe Book of Basketball "Adam Carolla is a genius. And no, I'm not kidding." --Jimmy Kimmel "Reading Adam Carolla is akin to having a horrible illness. Alone with your thoughts, you struggle with whether you want to even go on living. When you're done, you're a stronger, better person." --Alec Baldwin "If you're a man, read this book. If you're a man who wears turtlenecks, wise up. Nobody thinks that looks good." --Seth MacFarlane "I don't know this guy from Adam, but Carolla's humor-fearlessly crass, shamelessly honest and irresistibly funny-sucks out like liposuction the layers of fatty pride to expose the often warped and wounded psyche buried deep within the modern American male." --Ken Burns From the Hardcover edition., "Laugh-out-loud funny… [Adam Carolla's] invective-filled screed is often completely politically incorrect, and always completely hilarious." AOL's Popeater.com "If comedy books were big-breasted porn stars,In Fifty Years We'll All Be Chickswould be Christy Canyon." --Bill Simmons, ESPN columnist and bestselling author ofThe Book of Basketball "Adam Carolla is a genius. And no, I'm not kidding." --Jimmy Kimmel "Reading Adam Carolla is akin to having a horrible illness. Alone with your thoughts, you struggle with whether you want to even go on living. When you're done, you're a stronger, better person." --Alec Baldwin "If you're a man, read this book. If you're a man who wears turtlenecks, wise up. Nobody thinks that looks good." --Seth MacFarlane "I don't know this guy from Adam, but Carolla's humor-fearlessly crass, shamelessly honest and irresistibly funny-sucks out like liposuction the layers of fatty pride to expose the often warped and wounded psyche buried deep within the modern American male." --Ken Burns From the Hardcover edition., "Carolla...has keen political instincts and a vision for common sense." --New York Post "Laugh-out-loud funny& [Adam Carolla’s] invective-filled screed is often completely politically incorrect, and always completely hilarious." –AOL's Popeater.com "If comedy books were big-breasted porn stars, In Fifty Years We'll All Be Chicks would be Christy Canyon." --Bill Simmons, ESPN columnist and bestselling author of The Book of Basketball "Adam Carolla is a genius. And no, I'm not kidding." --Jimmy Kimmel "Reading Adam Carolla is akin to having a horrible illness. Alone with your thoughts, you struggle with whether you want to even go on living. When you're done, you're a stronger, better person." --Alec Baldwin "If you’re a man, read this book. If you’re a man who wears turtlenecks, wise up. Nobody thinks that looks good." --Seth MacFarlane “I don’t know this guy from Adam, but Carolla’s humor-fearlessly crass, shamelessly honest and irresistibly funny-sucks out like liposuction the layers of fatty pride to expose the often warped and wounded psyche buried deep within the modern American male.� --Ken Burns From the Hardcover edition.