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- Condition
- ISBN
- 9781416596363
- Book Title
- Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea
- Item Length
- 8.2 in
- Publisher
- Gallery Books
- Publication Year
- 2009
- Format
- Trade Paperback
- Language
- English
- Item Height
- 0.7 in
- Genre
- Family & Relationships, Biography & Autobiography, Psychology, Humor
- Topic
- Topic / Men, Women & Relationships, Human Sexuality (See Also Social Science / Human Sexuality), Personal Memoirs, General, Entertainment & Performing Arts, Form / Essays
- Item Width
- 5.3 in
- Item Weight
- 5.4 Oz
- Number of Pages
- 272 Pages
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Product Information
Welcome to Chelsea Handler's world--a place where absurdity reigns supreme and a quick wit is the best line of defense.When Chelsea Handler needs to get a few things off her chest, she appeals to a higher power--vodka. Seems reasonable, when considering that she discovered her boyfriend was having an affair with a Peekapoo and she had to pretend to be honeymooning with her father in order to upgrade to first class. In this highly entertaining, deliciously skewed collection, Chelsea mines her past for stories about her family, relationships, and career that are at once singular and ridiculous. Whether she's convincing her third-grade class that she has been chosen to play Goldie Hawn's daughter in the sequel to Private Benjamin, deciding to be more egalitarian by dating a redhead, or looking out for a foulmouthed, rum-swilling little person who looks just like her...only smaller, Chelsea has a knack for getting herself into the most outrageous situations. Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea showcases the candor and irresistible turns of phrase that have made her one of the freshest voices in comedy today.
Product Identifiers
Publisher
Gallery Books
ISBN-10
1416596364
ISBN-13
9781416596363
eBay Product ID (ePID)
57075887
Product Key Features
Book Title
Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea
Format
Trade Paperback
Language
English
Topic
Topic / Men, Women & Relationships, Human Sexuality (See Also Social Science / Human Sexuality), Personal Memoirs, General, Entertainment & Performing Arts, Form / Essays
Publication Year
2009
Genre
Family & Relationships, Biography & Autobiography, Psychology, Humor
Number of Pages
272 Pages
Dimensions
Item Length
8.2 in
Item Height
0.7 in
Item Width
5.3 in
Item Weight
5.4 Oz
Additional Product Features
Intended Audience
Trade
Reviews
"Where have I been all of Chelsea Handler's life? I had no idea how funny, how brilliant she is. She is too clever for words." -- Liz Smith, New York Post, "Where have I been all of Chelsea Handler's life? I had no idea how funny, how brilliant she is. She is too clever for words."-- Liz Smith, New York Post, "Ms. Handler's style is a friendlier, more workaday version of the haughty self-abasement practiced by Sarah Silverman, leavened by the everywoman spirit of Kathy Griffin...She seems like a cruel queen bee from an expensive college: There's something suspiciously sophisticated about how her jokes line up that suggests the moral austerity of a comic not of [Joan] Rivers's bad-girl school: Tina Fey." -- New York Times, "Chelsea Handler writes like Judy Blume, if Judy Blume were into vodka, Ecstasy, and sleeping with midgets and nineteen-year-olds." -- Jennifer Weiner, bestselling author of In Her Shoes, "Ms. Handler's style is a friendlier, more workaday version of the haughty self-abasement practiced by Sarah Silverman, leavened by the everywoman spirit of Kathy Griffin...She seems like a cruel queen bee from an expensive college: There's something suspiciously sophisticated about how her jokes line up that suggests the moral austerity of a comic not of [Joan] Rivers's bad-girl school" Tina Fey--New York Times, "Chelsea Handler writes like Judy Blume, if Judy Blume were into vodka, Ecstasy, and sleeping with midgets and nineteen-year-olds."-- Jennifer Weiner, bestselling author of In Her Shoes
Dewey Decimal
306.7092
Dewey Edition
22
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- Jul 29, 2011
good, honest, chelsea. buy it!
- Feb 05, 2012
I purchased this book as a gift for a friend.
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- Dec 14, 2011
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