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This has to be a Guiness Book of World Records holder for the slowest film in history. It's almost as if the idiocy of made-for-TV movies is so astounding, it makes you become catatonic or mindless because of how strange it is in terms of bad writing and winding sub-plots. The lead character didn't react very much over the concrete filling incident while a missing person had fallen inside a hole the night before. And, by the way, you don't pour concrete while it's raining. Really a weird show. The bird man was pretty cool. This guy was obsessed with these poor birds. My favorite line in the film was said by him. He said, "I hope you reincarnate as a worm to be eaten by a cheerful little robin." Okay, so you've determined an area is full of dangerous explosive gasses. So what do you do? Light a match and throw it down into the area below your feet with the explosive gasses, just to make sure that it blows sky high. What in the world is going on with this scarf business? Yes, it's a beautiful scarf. Let's talk about your beautiful scarf for awhile. Let's all pause and consider how wearing this beautiful scarf makes you so out of place with the rest of humanity. Hey, wait a minute. Lots of women wear scarves. Okay, you've lost me again. Seriously. Let's all sit at city hall, but first let's ask why everyone is there, to make sure no one is there for an actual reason! Make sure there's a door that looks like it belongs on a submarine or on "Lost". Every public office has this, of course. No reason to be suspicious. Just open the submarine hatch and go right on in! Let's all race downstairs and help the guy we don't know and kill everyone that looks like a doctor! Wait. Did I miss something? So the astronut, yes you heard me right, astroNUT, is "kryptonite to the aliens"? A fact brought up a couple of times. But why? Is he the only one in the entire world with "kryptonite blood"? Why? Please tell me more about why, instead of all the endless talk about scarves! Okay, so they make a very big deal about how these aliens, while in human bodies never blink. So why did the lead character never notice the queen not blinking in all that time he had spent with her? Well? He certainly took notice within about a second of the public servant not blinking! Even the fact that they "don't blink" was one of the first things mentioned by the "astronut" when they rescued him. Actually, they do blink, especially the queen (Daryl Hannah). Now I'm confused... They only seem to not blink during close-ups when they are trying very hard not to blink. The alien queen just had to say that line about being better off mating with a human, didn't she? Is it just me, or did the motives of the queen, and in fact, the motives of almost every character in the movie seem to change from one scene to the next? Okay, so the gun is empty. But wait, it was only jammed and still conveniently has three bullets later on. Let's make it up as we go along. Even still, most would agree that having a live grenade handy is really pretty corny for the hero to have stuffed away.Read full review
Good entertaining
Verified purchase: Yes | Condition: Pre-owned
INSECTS INVADE EARTH, KILL HUMANS FOR FERTILIZER AND EAT THE REMAINS. WHILE HERE THEY NEED TO DISGUISE AS HUMANS TO CARRY OUT THEIR AGENDA. TAKING OVER THE BODIES OF THE MAYOR AND POLICE FORCE SEEMS LOGICAL...IN THEIR MINDS. LONG BORING MOVIE SPREAD OVER TWO PARTS. IN THE END YOU DON'T CARE WHO WINS OR LOOSES.
What a bad movie. Alien insects invade earth. The whole movie is about the cover up and does not get going at all. NO action and little drama.
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