Artist/WriterStephan Pastis
Cover ArtistGraphics Four, Tim Lynch, Stephan Pastis, Thomas Gibson, Various
Characternewspaper editor (photo of Brian Woods), George Washington, Rat, Zebra, Jeffy Keane (cameo), Gomer Goldfish (Georgie Goldfish), Ellie Elephant, Aussie Claus, vigilante deer, Guard Duck, Pigita, polar bear, Crocs, Dilbert (cameo), Larry, Goat, Danny Donkey, baby bookie, Cathy (cameo), Mr. Armadillo, Mr. Snuffles, Junior, Alice Otterloop (cameo), Uncle Duke (cameo), Jason Fox (cameo), Patti, Garfield (cameo), Wanda MacPherson (cameo), lemmings, Pig, Jeff the cyclist (Jef the cyclist), Jeffy Keane, senior citizens (photos of Gary Kroeger and Linda Kroeger), penguins, Boots, crocs, Stephan Pastis, dolphins, Mom (photo of Gwen Heffner), Monopoly pieces, kids (photos of Leo McShane and Jack McShane), Andy
Series TitlePearls Gets Sacrificed