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Cracked Magazine: The De-Textbook 2013 Hardcover

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Condition
Brand New: A new, unread, unused book in perfect condition with no missing or damaged pages. See the ...
Type
Illustrated Book
Narrative Type
Fiction
Original Language
English
ISBN
9780452298200
Book Title
De-Textbook : the Stuff You Didn't Know about the Stuff You Thought You Knew
Publisher
Penguin Publishing Group
Item Length
9.4 in
Publication Year
2013
Format
Hardcover
Language
English
Item Height
0.6 in
Author
Cracked.Com
Genre
Référence, Social Science, Humor
Topic
General, Popular Culture, Trivia, Form / Parodies
Item Weight
24.5 Oz
Item Width
7.6 in
Number of Pages
224 Pages

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Product Identifiers

Publisher
Penguin Publishing Group
ISBN-10
0452298202
ISBN-13
9780452298200
eBay Product ID (ePID)
159942204

Product Key Features

Book Title
De-Textbook : the Stuff You Didn't Know about the Stuff You Thought You Knew
Number of Pages
224 Pages
Language
English
Publication Year
2013
Topic
General, Popular Culture, Trivia, Form / Parodies
Genre
Référence, Social Science, Humor
Author
Cracked.Com
Format
Hardcover

Dimensions

Item Height
0.6 in
Item Weight
24.5 Oz
Item Length
9.4 in
Item Width
7.6 in

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Praise for YOU MIGHT BE A ZOMBIE AND OTHER BAD NEWS "In a sea of literary lies, finally a book that will tell you the truth about the things you need to know." -Sarah Silverman "Smart, funny, and cool." -Roger Ebert "The funniest, wisest, greatest book ever written! I keep reading and rereading it here in my padded cell!" -Stan Lee, Praise for YOUMIGHTBEAZOMBIEANDOTHERBADNEWS "In a sea of literary lies, finally a book that will tell you the truth about the things you need to know." -Sarah Silverman "Smart, funny, and cool." -Roger Ebert "The funniest, wisest, greatest book ever written! I keep reading and rereading it here in my padded cell!" -Stan Lee, Praise for YOU MIGHT BE A ZOMBIE AND OTHER BAD NEWS "In a sea of literary lies, finally a book that will tell you the truth about the things you need to know."-- Sarah Silverman "Smart, funny, and cool."-- Roger Ebert "The funniest, wisest, greatest book ever written! I keep reading and rereading it here in my padded cell!"-- Stan Lee
Grade From
Twelfth Grade
Synopsis
You are an idiot. Don't get defensive It's not your fault. For decades your teachers, authority figures and textbooks have been lying to you. You do not have five senses. Your tongue doesn't have neatly segregated taste-bud zones. You don't know what the pyramids really looked like. You're even pooping wrong - Jesus, you're a wreck But it's going to be okay. Because we're here to help. Packed with more sexy facts than the Encyclopedia Pornographica, the Cracked De-Textbook will teach you about the true stars of history, why you picture everything from Velociraptors to Ancient Rome incorrectly, and finally, at long last - how to pop a proper squat. This book was built from the ground up to systematically seek out, dismantle and destroy the many untruths that years of misguided education have left festering inside of you, and leave you a smarter person...whether you like it or not. The De-Textbook is a merciless, brutal learning machine. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are informed., You are an idiot. Don't get defensive! It's not your fault. For decades your teachers, authority figures and textbooks have been lying to you. You do not have five senses. Your tongue doesn't have neatly segregated taste-bud zones. You don't know what the pyramids really looked like. You're even pooping wrong - Jesus, you're a wreck! But it's going to be okay. Because we're here to help. Packed with more sexy facts than the Encyclopedia Pornographica, the Cracked De-Textbook will teach you about the true stars of history, why you picture everything from Velociraptors to Ancient Rome incorrectly, and finally, at long last - how to pop a proper squat. This book was built from the ground up to systematically seek out, dismantle and destroy the many untruths that years of misguided education have left festering inside of you, and leave you a smarter person...whether you like it or not. The De-Textbook is a merciless, brutal learning machine. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are informed.

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  • The De-Textbook

    Pro: The good: Some funny parts Con: The Bad: Does not reference any of the claims, therefore it is only the author's opinion. The Ugly: Off humor throughout that perhaps a teenager might laugh at. Constant use of foul language.

    Verified purchase: YesCondition: Pre-OwnedSold by: thrift.books