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Crappy Children's Art by Maddox (2012, Trade Paperback)

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Product Identifiers

PublisherGallery Books

ISBN-101439182884

ISBN-139781439182888

eBay Product ID (ePID)154396107

Product Key Features

Book TitleCrappy Children's Art

Number of Pages320 Pages

LanguageEnglish

Publication Year2012

TopicGeneral, Topic / Adult, Topic / Marriage & Family

IllustratorYes

GenreHumor

AuthorMaddox

FormatTrade Paperback

Dimensions

Item Height0.9 in

Item Weight28.5 Oz

Item Length8.9 in

Item Width7.1 in

Additional Product Features

Intended AudienceTrade

Dewey Edition22

Dewey Decimal818/.602

SynopsisPreviously published as I Am Better Than Your Kids. From the New York Times bestselling author of The Alphabet of Manliness , the creator of "The Best Page in the Universe," and overall genius, comes an outrageous, laugh-out-loud critique of children's artwork that finally cuts those little smug know-it-alls down to size. What people are saying about Maddox and Crappy Children's Art: "You're a menace to healthy development in children." "You're right up there with Hitler, who destroyed thousands of kids' lives by taking out their parents in concentration camps." "Saying you are better than a child just makes you a coward." "No one said you had to look at the artwork from your co-worker's kids. To make an entire book to bash it? Sad." "would u like it if u were, like, 4, nd u do a picture nd u work on it for ages, nd u feel really proud, nd ur parents put it in their office, then sum asshole goes and says it's crap, nd says it's an F grade. Think about it.", If you think children are precious little snowflakes who are perfect in every way, think again. If you cherish every piece of art, every book report, every letter to Santa your child gives you, then this book is not for you. If your refrigerator is adorned with mementos from your kid's childhood, then you are a sucker. Maddox, who has been writing hilarious essays for his popular site, TheBestPageInTheUniverse.com since 1996, can spell, do math, and run faster than your kids-and, he is here to show you just how inferior your kids are. Marvel as Maddox deconstructs an eight-year-old's crayon-drawn family portrait! Laugh uproariously as he judges sub-par Valentines, homemade "gifts," and other areas of elementary-aged underperformance! Why reward weakness and mediocrity with gold stars? You are in Maddox's world now, and no child is safe from the scrutiny and critical gaze of the world's foremost authority on children's crappy artwork., An outrageous, laugh-out-loud critique of children's artwork that finally cuts those little smug know-it-alls down to size.

LC Classification NumberPN6165