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Why I Don’t Drive My Miuras

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People are always asking me why I don’t drive the cars in my collection, especially one of my Lamborghini Miuras. Now, Jay Leno is the most famous car collector out there. And he’s also known for actually driving the cars in his collection. If you spend enough time in Burbank, you WILL see Jay puttering down the street in a Stanley Steamer. His attitude is that you have to drive your cars. Supposedly, every car in his collection is ready to be taken for a spin at a moment’s notice.

I’m the exact opposite of this, and here’s why. If you drive a Miura or some other flashy car on the street, people will look at you. And I don’t like the attention. I know that sounds crazy coming from a comedian who has spent the last 20 years making his living in front of a camera or a microphone. Wanting to be the focus of attention while performing is one thing. Wanting to be the focus of attention while driving to the hardware store is something else entirely, and it’s not in my DNA, believe it or not.

Plus, as cool as my Miuras or any other old cars are, there’s always something that’s going to break. No matter how well you maintain them, no matter how much rebuilding you do, they will always surprise you with some little leak or shorted wire. It winds up being too much of a hassle. All of my cars are in very good shape, but I’m just too busy to fix the nickel and dime problems that keep me from using one of them as a driver.

And you see those old car TV shows where Dennis Gage will ask some guy if he ever drives his beloved blown ‘41 Willys pro street coupe. The guy always says, “She ain’t no trailer queen! I made the 375 mile drive from Fresno to be at this event today. I drive her every day to work!” That’s great, but those guys are always living in some small town.

Sure, if I lived in Carmel, I’d be taking my cars out for a stroll up and down Pacific Coast Highway every Sunday. But I live in Los Angeles, which is a scary and freaky place to drive. Our streets are full of crazy, uninsured drivers. You always see some guy with his ‘82 Toyota pickup that he’s converted into a stake-bed with a Sawzall. He’s got wood pallets stacked 30 feet high, all held on with one frayed bungee cord. I don’t need that guy and his poor life choices anywhere near one of my Miuras.

Also, you’d think that once I started vintage racing, I’d be crazier on the streets, but it’s actually made me more mellow. Driving on the street is kind of a let down compared to being on the track. If I’m not in a fire suit and helmet, getting cinched down in a six-point harness, it’s a snooze. And L.A. streets are just lined with cops waiting to give you a ticket for speeding or any other damn thing. It’s hard to hit the apex when you’re looking over your shoulder for a CHiP with a radar gun. So, between not wanting to deal with breakdowns, the over-zealous cops and already getting my jollies on the track, I just want the drive from my house to work to be as uneventful as possible.

And besides all of that, why do people insist that a car collector has to use his cars to enjoy them, anyway? Does anyone ask a stamp collector if he uses his stamps to mail in his gas bill? Hey, how come coin collectors never fed a parking meter with their ancient Roman denarius?

Maybe I’ll change my mind someday and hire a full-time mechanic to tend to my herd, like Jay does. But until then, I’m fine with just enjoying the beauty of my vintage cars.


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30 Comments on "Why I Don’t Drive My Miuras"


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Ba Humbug
2 years 3 months ago

Spoken like someone who doesn’t have Jay Lenno style bank account.

That isn’t a criticism, just that I bet if his balance sheet had a few more zeros the concern would start to fade.

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seroevo
2 years 3 months ago

He said that exact thing. If he had a full-time mechanic like Jay, he’d probably view things differently.

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S. Onate
2 years 3 months ago

Ain’t the internet grand?

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swingset
2 years 3 months ago

Why don’t you go occupy your local town hall, and shit on a cop car because Adam is talking about one of his passions. You poor baby.

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RPD
2 years 3 months ago

So right. Please regale us with your busted up Honda stories.

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Jack J.
2 years 3 months ago

Woah, got your panties in a bunch much? Sure, almost no one can afford to have a stable of Lambos, but why crap on someone who does? Why the inferiority complex?

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Mike Damone
2 years 3 months ago

Rich man poor man. Having cars that something will “always break” when you drive them.

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Dbcoyle
2 years 3 months ago

Yes! Good call.

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Andrew
2 years 3 months ago

Sounds right to me! I don’t even like taking my truck on the road after I wash it. A bird shits on it and the day is ruined. I can only imagine if I was driving a six figure collectors car!

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seroevo
2 years 3 months ago

Entirely agree. I only had a Civic and it was scratched in a parking lot a week after I got it new. I also had shopping carts, accidents (not at fault) and various things over the great 10 years I had it.

I think with even a $75k car if I could get myself to drive it anywhere I’d definitely never want to park it.