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12 Funny Bridegroom groom Wedding Speech Speeches jokes 

12 Funny Bridegroom groom Wedding Speech Speeches jokes
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Item condition:New
Ended:Feb 25, 201220:54:11 PST
Price:GBP 1.99
Approximately US $3.14
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Item location:Rochdale, United Kingdom
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Seller assumes all responsibility for this listing.Item number: 400277351336

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Condition: New  

THIS COULD BE THE BEST £1.99 YOU WILL EVER SPEND

INCLUDES 12 GROOM SPEECHES, MANY ONE LINERS AND LINKS TO WEBSITES THAT OFFER HELP AND ADVICE

I WAS ASKED TO BE BEST MAN 5 YEARS AGO, AND I SPENT ALOT OF TIME PUTTING THE SPEECH TOGETHER, SEARCHING FOR ONE LINERS AND ASKING ADVICE OF OTHERS. I WAS VERY NERVOUS, BUT THE SPEECH WENT DOWN A STORM IN FRONT OF A VERY DEMANDING AUDIENCE AMONGST RUGBY PLAYERS. FREINDS THEN ASKED ME TO HELP WRITE THEIR GROOM speeches, AND SO I HELPED TO WRITE ANOTHER 3 SPEECHES THAT YEAR. I GOT MARRIED THE YEAR LATER, AND WITH TIME GREW IN CONFIDENCE. ALL SPEECHES WENT DOWN EXCEPTIONALLY WELL, AND SINCE I HAVE HELPED WRITE SEVERAL MORE.  IN FACT IT BECAME A COMPETITION BETWEEN FRIENDS TO PRODUCE THE FUNNIEST SPEECH, ALL OF WHICH I HAVE SAVED.

ALL THE SPEECHES FOLLOW THE CORRECT ORDER AND FORMAT OF TOASTS, AND STORY LINES ETC, AND WHEN TO PUT IN CERTAIN JOKES ETC.

PLEASE BE AWARE THAT SOME JOKES AND STORIES ARE A BIT CLOSE TO THE BONE!!!

LITERALLY EVERY LINE IS DESIGNED TO GET A HUGE LAUGH, AND A FEW DESIGNED TO BE TEAR JERKERS

MOST OF THE STORIES AND LINES CAN BE USED AGAIN, ALL YOU WOULD HAVE TO DO IS TO CHANGE THE NAMES, OF COURSE SOME WOULD BE UNSUITABLE AS THE STORIES ARE VERY SPECIFIC, ALTHOUGH THEY STILL MAY GIVE YOU SOME IDEAS.

AN EXAMPLE LINE

I did after all have a great speech that I’d prepared myself, but now I’m a married man, my wife has told me what I am going to say!

INCLUDED IN THIS PRICE ARE

  • 12 FULL SPEECHES.
  • ALL SPEECHES IN CORRECT ORDER OF TOASTS, THANK YOUS AND STORY LINES
  • SOME LINKS TO WEB SITES THAT CONTAIN HUNDREDS MORE SPEECHES, JOKES AND ADVICE
  • MANY ONE LINERS PUT TOGETHER AFTER THE SPEECHES

Please note this is not a book and will be sent to your INBOX!

ON RECEIPT OF PAYMENT I WILL SEND THE SPEECHES TO YOUR INBOX

PLEASE EMAIL ME WITH ANY QUESTIONS.

 

ANOTHER EXAMPLE LINE

Firstly I would like to thank any Rangers fans for still being here and not walking out at 4.30 as usual. But then again, I don’t think were friends with any of them anyway.

 

There are literally hundreds more lines like these contained in these speeches that you could use!!

 

Business Seller Information

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147 Malvern Street West
Rochdale
Lancashire
OL11 5EY
United Kingdom

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