Masters of Fine Arts from High-Ranking University!

Have you ever wanted a degree that says, "I paid more money than I can comprehend, and am qualified for nothing"? Are you the kind of person who would choose a piece of paper over silly luxuries, like a house, utilities and years of financial stability? Do you ever wish you could tell your children, "Sorry kids, but daddy went to college for the both of us"?

Well wish no more, because this is the cheapest MFA you'll ever purchase. After a fruitless job search and a comprehensive lack of job-worthy skills, I'm offering my Master of Fine Art degree from a prestigious University for less than HALF of what it cost! Incredible!

Just think, soon you'll have offices clamoring for your administrative assistant skills, pulling down a cool 12 dollars an hour (provided you taught yourself Microsoft Excel outside school). Parties will fill to the brim with people who don't care about what you've been writing! Best of all, every month the interest on your investment will equal your monthly payments, keeping your balance as steady as a bullet shot in the vacuum of space.

If you're concerned that buying an MFA rather than earning one will have an effect on your job search, worry not! This degree will get you just as many jobs as it's gotten me! Act now and I'll even throw in a bottle of White-Out so you can replace my name with yours!

So what are you waiting for? Invest in your future now. (Disclaimer: Investment will cost your future)