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Details about  LIQUID ASS® Believe me - THIS CRAP IS NASTY! it stinks!

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LIQUID ASS® Believe me - THIS CRAP IS NASTY! it stinks!
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Item condition:
Jul 17, 2012
US $2.99
$3.50 Standard Shipping | See details
Item location:
Elk Grove Village, IL, United States


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New: A brand-new, unused, unopened, undamaged item (including handmade items). See the seller's listing ... Read moreabout the condition
Type: Smelly Gag
Subject: Smelly Gag, Party, Stinky Novelty Occasion: For Laughs, For Jokes, For Fun and Play
Subject Area: Social Humor, Comical Novelty, For Laughs Popular Themes: Any Time Is Prank Time
Item Type: Gag Gift, Party Joke, Stink Prank Special Attributes: Can Be Used Again & Again

 LIQUID ASS stink prank fart spray bomb gag joke HOWARD STERN
This is my most funny selling gag item. Gets so many praises and compliments.

*HOT*  *HOT*

$2.99 pays for quantity one bottle. Not quantity four. If you want more than one of this amazingly funny stink gag then enter more than 1 in the quantity box before you click on the blue "Buy It Now" button.

As a Bonus Receive a Free Cell Phone Antenna Booster! See below for details

Liquid ASS authentic butt crack smell in a bottle for the ultimate fart and stink prank.

Liquid ASS is an overwhelming, stinky, funny prank product. Once unleashed, this power packed, super concentrated liquid begins to evaporate filling the air with a genuine, foul butt crack smell with hints of dead animal and fresh poop. The pranks you can pull with Liquid ASS are unlimited. This gagging stench will have people laughing until it hurts.

Liquid ASS Liquid ASS streams out silently in a nearly clear liquid. Apply Liquid ASS to any surface. A little goes a very long way, and this bottle can be used for many applications, yet is small enough to be used discreetly. They'll never know what hit them. Trust me when I say this THIS IS THE BEST of all the stink items on the market. If you want the best, well here it is!

Customer quote: "I sprayed a small stream of it in my buddy's office and it ruined his entire day!"

Liquid ASS is great for office pranks, college pranks, roommate prank, April Fool's Day prank, harmless pranks on those who irritate you, or a funny gag gift.


This will stink WORSE than you think it's gonna!!!

As heard on: HOWARD STERN SHOW, Bubba The Love Sponge, Preston & Steve, WMMR, Philadelphia; Johnny B., WLUP, Chicago; and Jeff and Jer, KMYI, San Diego.

This will stink WORSE than you think it's gonna!!!

  • Liquid Ass is new!

  • Stinky as Hell!

Buy And Get 1 Cell Phone Antenna Booster FREE!

Cell Phone Antenna Booster

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The item to your left will boost your Cellular Phone's reception significantly. When passing overpasses, viaducts, bridges, canals and in elevators and in many enclosed places. Excellent for remote locations! It is amazing!! The instructions on how to install are in clear english language on the backside.

And works with cordless phones,
pagers, Walkie Talkies
or anything
with an antenna.

Free with purchase


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Shipping Details:
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Shipping and handling is $3.50
and $2.99 each additional bottle.

Ships FedEx with tracking. $14.20

International Shipping:

To Canada:

Shipping and handling is $6.25 for one
and $2.10 for each additional bottle.

To all other countries in the world:

Shipping and handling is $7.56 for
one and $2.99 for each additional

Will drop ship at no extra charge! What does drop ship mean? If you want your package to be sent to a name and address different than yours I will do that for you. Simply fill in name and address to send to when making payment. Or email to inform of the name and address to send to.

Payment Methods and Terms:

Please pay within 7 days after auction ends.

See above this item description and click on the "Shipping and payments" tab or all methods of payment accepted.

You may choose the method of payment. You can pay via Paypal. You can also pay with credit card at secure online form or via telephone (1 630-847-7982).

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For those of you located outside the United States payment can be via Paypal or via secure online form or via telephone (00 1 630-847-7982).

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Return item for refund. Contact for replacement. Please contact me via the "from"
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