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Details about  Insanely Heavy Sony 36'' Flat Screen TV, 300 lbs of fun

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Insanely Heavy Sony 36'' Flat Screen TV, 300 lbs of fun
Insanely-Heavy-Sony-36-Flat-Screen-TV-300-lbs-of-fun
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Item condition:
Used
Ended:
Apr 25, 2011
Winning bid:
US $10.50
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Item location:
Westwood NJ, United States, United States

Description

eBay item number:
280662551704
Seller assumes all responsibility for this listing.

Item specifics

Condition: Used Brand:

Sony

Type: Standard (CRT) TVs Model:

KV-36FV1

Display Technology: CRT Features: --
Screen Size: 36 inch 3D Technology: 3D Not Supported
Definition: -- Resolution: --

Detailed item info

Product Identifiers
BrandSony
ModelKV-36FV1
MPNKV-36FV15

Key Features
Screen Size36"

Technical Features
Screen TypeFlat Screen

Audio Features
Audio LevelerWithout Audio Leveler
MTS StereoSAP / MTS Stereo

DO NOT BID IF YOU ARE NOT GOING TO FOLLOW THROUGH. ZERO BIDDERS PLEASE EMAIL FIRST.

Unfortunately, relisting this because a noob doesn't know that when you bid on something, it means that you will have to buy it. Sucka MCs just don't know.

Anyhow, this auction is for a perfectly good 36" flat-screen Sony TV. The picture is incredible and the stereo is fantastic. The problem is, it weighs 300 pounds and I bought a new TV and can't get this back up the stairs to give to any of my friends and they are all so lazy, they want me to deliver it. That's simply rediculous, so I am giving this TV away at the starting price of $1 under the condition that you must come here to pick it up. Bring friends. Many Friends. Pay them in mass quantities of cheap beer, stale peanuts and get a half a tank of cheap no-name gasoline for your rusty F-150 that has a steady miss and missing tailgate. Just make sure everything fits into the cab otherwise you'll get a ticket and the cops will find out that your inspection is expired.

Again, if you win this auction, you must take it up one flight of stairs with 13 steps. It took four people to get it down, so I'd start making buddies with all your neighbors today so by the time the auction ends, you have suckered them into coming to get this TV. To be fully prepared, buy a few Metrocards. Why? Because by the time they are done bringing this TV out of my door, they will no longer be your friends and will leave your sorry 300-pound TV-havin' self and take the train home. With your luck, they'll also take your beer and woman who looked in disbelief that you traveled 250 miles to get this thing with the promise that she'd be able to see Manhattan and get a nice dinner. You will miss the beer dearly.  Even worse, the truck now has another miss so it's only running on 4 cylinders because it couldn't carry all of the weight in the bed from this TV. And you thought the straight-6s were indistructable... I have a TV that proves otherwise!

So, you get home (after re-adjusting the headlights because they are aiming at the sky with all of this weight) and get so excited at the thought of watching The Dukes of Hazzard on your new TV (you know, the episode when Sheriff Little was in town) that you try to lower it out of the truck by yourself and drop the darn thing on your trailer ball, breaking the TV into thousands of shards and render it useless. At least nobody will yell at you. Now you have a 300-pound pile of broken glass and plastic because you didn't go to Harbor Freight to buy a pickup bed hoist for $100. Shame on you! But now, you'll be able to at least get the TV in your house, one scoopful of your dustpan at a time.

Now that your girl is gone, TV is broken and your dog has left bloody pawprints in your house, you call me, ask for your money back and demand positive feedback. If this happens to you, I will gladly do so.

Good luck bidding.

NOTE: I WILL BE AWAY APRIL 24-28.

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