Mail Order Burger
I will buy and mail via USPS First Class Mail, a cheeseburger to anyone in the United States that you designate. I will follow your directions - either the burger will be wrapped or not, fresh or disgusting, catsup, mayo, mustard, pickle, relish. Just give me the name and mailing address of the person or persons you want a burger sent to. Burger will be mailed in a manila envelope, with no return address.
I will not be responsible for the receiver eating it and getting sick. Nor will I be responsible for the contents leaking and soaking through the envelope.
Nobody has to know where my orders come from and confidentiality is guaranteed.
No other food items other than one cheeseburger will be included in the package.
I will not send to public figures, politicians, or other types of celebrities. I will not send to children. This is a joke meant for adults.
WANT GOOEY KETCHUPPY FRIES OR EXTRA SAUCE WITH THAT? Add $2.00 more!
You gotta admit, this is funny. IMAGINE the look on the person's face when they open the package....Ewwwww!