Rick Perry has a hole in his head.
Lots of them, in fact. For sale is a 6' terra cotta flower planter in an extraordinary likeness
of Rick’s head. The outline of his hair
is surprisingly accurate, with holes throughout to grow lush grass, flowing ivy
or flowering plants. Prayer plants might
The bust was initially used by Dairy Waste Management (www.cowwow.com), a company which
manufactures COW WOW, a liquid fertilizer made from dairy cow manure without
the manure odor. Last year they
commissioned busts of Perry and Bill White, former mayor of Houston and Perry’s
opponent in the 2010 gubernatorial election.
The “hair” of each candidate was ivy nourished by Cow Wow, and voters were asked to vote for
their favorite hair (www.votecowwow.com). Nobody had to split hairs in that race - Bill
White won by a landslide. Ivy can certainly
level a playing scalp.
At last year’s ACL Music Festival in Austin, Rick’s larger-than-life head entertained
thousands of concert-goers who kissed his cheeks, picked his nose, inspected his ears and tickled his
The shrewd buyer of this iconic planter can plop it in the front yard,
proud to show a growing support for the presidential candidate. Or head ‘em up, move ‘em out and circle the Capitol
with Rick and his colorful locks in the back of a pickup.
Hmmm, Rick stated at a Tea Party debate that he would be
offended if somebody thought he could be bought for $5,000. He obviously hasn’t evaluated his worth as a
gigantic planter. You can secure this
bad boy for only $4,500.
This one-of-a-kind marvel can be picked up in Blanco,
Texas. Bill White’s head is also for
sale, if anybody is interested.
Plants are not included. A gallon
of Cow Wow is.
Call 512.863.8513 for more info.