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Details about  Schlafly Beer Titanium Bottle: Only One In The World

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Schlafly Beer Titanium Bottle: Only One In The World
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Apr 08, 2012
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US $500.00
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Saint Louis, Missouri, United States


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You Can Buy The Only Bottle Of Schlafly Titanium in the World


This is your one and only opportunity to purchase the only bottle of Schlafly Titanium ever produced by The Saint Louis Brewery, makers of Schlafly Beer. Watch their new commercial on Youtube if you don't already know what all the fuss is about.

Schlafly Titanium Commercial

I can't even begin to try to tell you what I had to go through to get this bottle, but let's just say...I did what I had to and I'd do it again because I am now the owner of the only bottle of Schlafly Titanium in the universe. When you buy this bottle from me, you too, will know how it feels to have the most exclusively limited release of a beer on the planet. This is the rarest bottle of beer on the planet, and I'm totally gonna get rich by turning around and selling it on eBay! Whoo Hoo!

Schlafly Titanium is not a real beer. Schlafly Beer (www.schlafly.com) made it up as a parody commercial for April Fools Day. Hope you thought it was funny. Certainly understand if you didn't. That said, this auction is very real. This auction is for the actual, EMPTY bottle seen in the Schlafly Titanium commercial, handmade specifically for this April Fools joke. It truly is one of a kind. The winner of this auction will receive the original handmade Schlafly Titanium bottle, as well as a $50 gift certificate that can be used at either The Schlafly Tap Room or Schlafly Bottleworks in St. Louis, MO. The gift certificate is good for dining as well as at our retail shop. You must be 21 years of age or older to bid on this item. Arrangements can be made to pick up the bottle and gift certificate at one of our two breweries if you want, we'd even be happy to give you a tour of the place. 

All proceeds from this auction will be donated to The Gateway Chapter of The Leukemia and Lymphoma Society, Inc.

On Apr-01-12 at 15:38:25 PDT, seller added the following information:

Updates to What You Win!

To sweeten the pot (since people are actually bidding, which is awesome!) the winner will also receive a VIP Brewery Tour of The Schlafly Tap Room for 10 People! This is a hundred dollar value and not something the general public gets to do as our free public tour is at Bottleworks. The VIP Tour includes a private tour and tasting with snacks for 10 and is really cool. These tours have to be scheduled in advance and only happen on Saturdays, FYI. Winner will be contacted with more details.

You must be 21 years of age or older to bid on this item. Arrangements can be made to pick up the bottle, gift certificate and VIP Tour Pass at one of our two breweries or if need be, we can mail them. Obviously...you will need to be in St. Louis, MO to take advantage of the gift certificate and tour. Thanks so much for bidding and supporting great, local craft beer.

On Apr-03-12 at 09:32:11 PDT, seller added the following information:

More Updates to What You Win!

The winning bidder of this very special Schlafly Beer Auction will receive:
  • The original, handmade, empty Schlafly Titanium Bottle from their 2012 April Fools Video.
  • $50 gift card good for use at either Schlafly Brewery in St. Louis, MO for food or retail.
  • A VIP Brewery Tour of the Schlafly Tap Room (a $200 value) in downtown St. Louis, MO for 10 people. Tour runs roughly an hour and includes a beer tasting and snacks. The Schlafly Tap Room at 2100 Locust Street is the oldest and largest currently operating locally owned brewery in St. Louis and in 1991 was the first new brewery to open it's doors since Prohibition. We don't offer Brewery Tours of the Tap Room to the public, so this is a unique opportunity.
  • 2 tickets to the Repeal of Prohibition Beer Festival (a $50 value) on April 14th from noon until 5pm at Schlafly Bottleworks in Maplewood, MO. This festival will feature over 30 beers, including beers from three visiting breweries from Texas. More information about the Repeal Fest can be found on the Schlafly Website 
As always, 100% of Proceeds from this auction will benefit The Gateway Chapter of The Leukemia and Lymphoma Society, Inc.

On Apr-03-12 at 14:08:49 PDT, seller added the following information:

Have questions? Feel free to email me directly at Questions@Schlafly.Com

Troika Brodsky
Schlafly Beer Communications Director

On Apr-04-12 at 08:05:37 PDT, seller added the following information:

Update: Schlafly Beer Co-Founder & President, Tom Schlafly has agreed to autograph a special signature label that we will affix to the back of the Schlafly Titanium Bottle. This label will have a brief description outlining the uniqueness of the bottle and Tom will sign it. Cool!

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