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'Archer' Seasons 1 & 2 on DVD Plus 'How To Archer' Book
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Brand New: A new, unread, unused book in perfect condition with no missing or damaged pages. See the seller’s ... Read moreabout the condition
Subject:

Humor, HUMOR

Publication Year:

2012

Topic:

Literary Genres & Types of Novels

Language:

English

Author:

Sterling Archer

ISBN-10:

0062066315

Format:

Paperback

ISBN-13:

9780062066312

ISBN:

9780062066312

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ISBN-100062066315
ISBN-139780062066312

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Publication Date2012-01-18
LanguageEnglish

Publisher's Note

Lying is like 95% of what I do. But believe me: in this book, I’ll let you know exactly how to become a master spy just like me. Obviously, you won’t be as good at it as I am, but that’s because you’re you, and I’m Sterling Archer.

I know, I know, it sucks not being me.

But don’t beat yourself up about it, because I’m going to show you all the good stuff—what to wear; what to drink; how to seduce women (and, when necessary, men); how to beat up men (and, when necessary, women); how to tell the difference between call girls and hookers (hint: when they’re dead, they’re just hookers) and everything about weapons, secret devices, lying ex-girlfriends, and turtlenecks. In a word? How to Archer.



Portions of this page Copyright 1995 - 2014 Muze Inc. All rights reserved.
How can you transform yourself into a super-spy with a yen for adventure and a semi-terrifying capacity for alcohol consumption? Let Sterling Archer be your guide!

For your approval, we're offering the Seasons 1 and 2 DVD sets of the hit FX comedy "Archer," which follows the ace spies of the ISIS agency as they drink and bicker their way through a series of dangerous espionage missions. In all seriousness, "Archer" is one of the most deranged, demented, surreal and funny comedies on TV today, and you'd be doing yourself a favor by picking up both seasons of the show.

As for the book, it's your guide to cocktail preparation, tradecraft and how to win the ladies. And here's the super-spy himself greeting potential readers of his book:

"Hi. I see you’re reading the back of my book. This tells me that you either:

"A) are hoping to find a brief summary of what to expect from a how-to book by Sterling Archer, the world’s greatest secret agent, or B) don’t know how books work.

"If your answer was 'A,' your best bet is probably the table of contents, which is where you’ll find the “contents” of this book listed in a convenient, easy-to-read “table” format. So maybe go check that out for a minute and then come back here. I’ll wait. . . .

"Pretty cool, right? What other book will teach you how to dress properly and how to drive an elephant? How to field strip an AK-47 and how to haggle with a Thai prostitute—in her native tongue? How to pilot an airboat and how to make about a million delicious cocktails, including a Molotov one? How to kill a guy and how to prepare a fabulous brunch? Plus how to do tons of other stuff that I forgot, but that is nonetheless probably in this book (which, to be honest, I really only kinda skimmed)."

So if you want to learn more about how to be more—or at all—like Sterling Archer, the world’s greatest secret agent, quit smearing your greasy fingerprints all over this book and buy it. For one thing, I really need the royalties. For another thing, the last time I checked, this wasn’t a damn library.

(Note: If your answer was “B,” this probably isn’t the book you want to start wi

 
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