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Jackass Letters Letter Writing Service | ||
| Item condition: | -- | |
| Ended: | Jan 22, 201219:55:35 PST | |
| Starting bid: | US $9.99 [ 0 bids ] | |
| Shipping: | $0.44 Standard Shipping | |
| Item location: | Des Moines, IA, United States | |
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Will Write for Food!
Is there someone famous you've always wanted to contact? Did some corporation really piss you off with their poor customer service? Have a great experience with a company and you want the world to know? Do you always say "I'm going to write a letter!" and then you never follow through? Well, have I got a deal for you! I will write that letter for you. I'll write just about any person or company or politician you want. You, however, will need to provide an address! I'm not going to write your baby daddy or your ex or your boss or your mother-in-law. I am not going to get in the middle of a personal or professional feud. Think bigger than that! I seldom write the same people or companies twice, so this can't be someone I've written before. Check out jackassletters.com and my Facebook page to see if I've already written your potential target (or ask me on twitter: @jackassletters). You dictate the target but not the content. If you have a reason as to why you want a particular individual or company written, I may incorporate this reason, but I am under no obligation to do so. In short, you can suggest what I should say, but you can't put words in my mouth. Fine Print:In no way should this auction be considered "work for hire." You are bidding on a letter writing service and a license to use my material. You will get a digital copy of the letter I send as well as a scan of any reply received. These are yours to do with as you like, but I reserve the right to be recognized as the author of the letter, and I retain rights to my material. If you want to have a Jackass Letters guest post on your website or blog this is a great way to go about that. If I get a reply it may go on but there is no guarantee. Any freebies, swag, coupons, or any other considerations or compensation that result from this letter are mine to do with as I please. Please contact me through eBay before bidding if you have any questions. Additional contact details can be found on my site. If you win and I have already written that entity then you will need to pick a secondary subject. Contact me prior to bidding if you're wondering if your idea will work.
You will get credit on jackassletters.com in the letter commentary or whenever I mention your letter on the Jackass Letters Facebook page or on twitter.
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