Listing is for 2 TOTAL rolls of " Retro Important Instructions" toilet paper
The next time your less-than cleanly friends come over, make sure you are stocked up with our Retro Toilet Paper! Printed throughout the roll, the bold red word "Important" will catch the attention of dirty-doers and force them to read what the cartoon gentleman has to say. While they wipe, they will learn how to correctly use toilet paper:
Step 1: Defecate into toilet
Step 2: Tear off one square.
Step 3: Wipe in and around anal area thoroughly.
Step 4: Repeat steps 2-3 as necessary.
Step 5: Properly dispose of square(s) and flush.
It is toooooo funny when someone comes over to use your bathroom! The amount of laughs is endless. Each comes brand new factory sealed. You get 2 rolls per order. Each print appears throughout the whole roll. Get them for the whole house! This is great quality usable toilet paper. Please see our other funny toilet paper rolls we sell. We are silly low with our prices & we make sure of it!
U.S. SHIPPING IS FREE
INTERNATIONAL rates see shipping section of listing, We charge BELOW actual cost so you get a awesome rate
Wholesale Bonus offer: For every 5 orders of 2 Retro Toilet Paper Rolls purchased I will add 1 order of 2 Retro Toilet Paper Rolls FREE~!
Buy 5 orders get 1 order FREE
Buy 10 orders get 2 orders FREE
Buy 15 orders get 3 orders FREE
FAQ: Bonus offer info:
Can not be combined with any other eBay items
Must meet the minimum quantity listed
Bonus offer qualifies for ALL countries
A GREAT way to lower your cost per unit when you factor in the free goods value
Just order as normal, No need to remind us as we will know to add free goods inside
Check out our eBay store as we sell hundreds of funny items sold at silly low prices
Also be sure to check out our new prank signs in our eBay store! They are a blast and funny as hell~!
Why shop with Save A Buck Enterprises ?
Ever order something online and just get horrible service? Makes yah kind of mad and say why did I ever order with them?
Well I have been there myself and it is never pleasant. Our goal is to never make you feel this way. When you shop with us we treat you as how we would want to be treated when ordering items online. What does this mean for you?
You get accurate listings
We leave you feedback first
Always one business day shipping
Shipping upgrade options
Free or low cost shipping rates
Free bonus good offers
Fast customer service
Silly low prices
We are a family owned business and our number one goal is to serve you with the best possible service and value. We are always here for you with any questions or concerns before, during, and after your order. Please see our proven high feedback rating to show that we do what we say.
Thank you for looking and we look forward to possibly doing business with you now and for the future
Sean Arnold / Owner
Jennifer Arnold / Account Manager ( my lovely wife )
Mickey Arnold ( our 8 pound dog :) ™