Spoiler - dont read if you dont want to spoil
Created: 09/06/06
Review For: The Player (VHS, 1999, Widescreen)
Ebay wrote me a letter and told me to "review my purchase", and I'm bored this morning, so why not. "Thy Player" is a great film. It is a Hollywood Story with a happy ending. Tim Robbins plays a jaded movie executive, who is receiving threatening messages from a screenwriter. He goes the writers house and gets his live in girlfreind to tell him where he can find him. Once he does, he accidentally kills him. He then goes to pick up on the girlfreind at his funeral, where she confesses the dead writer was "uniquely mediocre". As they make love at a fantastical resort, he admits he was responsible and she orgasms. By the end of the movie, she is pregnant with his child, and he has acended to the top....a true hollywood ending. If you are warped enough to like this, then buy our crazy magazine, Defunkt, also here on ebay. We don't review the movie like this, but we feature many crazy articles. Perfect for your bathroom reading, or coffee table. A must for all players.

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